Who else has AFTERNOON (BLAHS)????
Number 4 in the now coined "WTF series (LOL)"
AFTERNOON (BLAHS)...
https://suno.com/s/50L8zDVizJOEIquS
[Intro – spoken/sung, tired and drawn out]
Mornings were rough with that Bah Humbug bite
Now the sun’s past noon and I’m losing the fight
Coffee’s gone cold, motivation took flight
Welcome to the Afternoon… Blahs
[Verse 1]
Clock hits 3:15, eyes heavy as lead
That third cup betrayed me, now I’m half-dead
Emails are laughing, the to-do list won’t quit
But my brain checked out and it ain’t coming back yet
Staring at the screen while the cursor just blinks
Brain fog so thick you could stir it with a drink
Tried a power nap — woke up more confused
Afternoon Blahs got me thoroughly bruised[Chorus]
It’s the Afternoon Blahs, yeah they hit me hard
Between lunch and quitting time, life’s a discard
Energy crashed, motivation’s on strike
Afternoon Blahs — Lord, throw me a lifeline tonight
Mornings said “Bah Humbug”… now this is the sequel bite
Afternoon Blahs… hold me tight
[Verse 2 – Michigan / personal roast]
MICH-again in my blood, that familiar drag
Once Motor City muscle, now I’m stuck in this lag
Great Lakes shining outside, but I’m glued to this chair
Trying real hard… but the afternoon just ain’t fair
Factories closed, politicians still taxing the soul
Same old story — we keep falling back in the hole
From morning Bah Humbug straight into midday blues
Afternoon Blahs got me paying my dues
[Verse 3 – Tie-back to States of Confusion song]
Living in the States of Confusion, coast to coast it’s the same
Now even the hours of the day are playin’ the blame game
MassHysteria mornings, Commiefornia dreams at night
State of Misery middays, and ILLannoyed by daylight
MICH-again afternoons got me feeling the squeeze
Flyover energy lost somewhere over the trees
Red states, blue states — doesn’t matter the zip
Afternoon Blahs don’t care who you are… they still hit
[Bridge – slower, reflective]
Mornings say “Bah Humbug”
Afternoons whisper “Why even try?”
But somewhere past five o’clock
The evening might let this old boy fly…
[Final Chorus – bigger, with attitude]
It’s the Afternoon Blahs, yeah they hit me hard
From Bah Humbug sunrise to this mid-day discard
Energy’s gone, but I’m still in the fight
Afternoon Blahs — Lord have mercy on this mid-day plight
We’re all livin’ in States of Confusion, that much is true
But these Afternoon Blahs… they’re comin’ for me and you
Lord, have mercy… Afternoon Blahs… yeah, that’s me
[Outro – fading, half-spoken]
Mornings (Bah Humbug)…
Afternoons (Blahs)…
States of Confusion…
Lord have mercy on The People, We…
[Quasi follow-up, 4th in "WTF series (LOL)" .. Concept Joseph M Lenard. Words xAI/Grok based on prior MORNINGS (BAH HUMBUG), STATES OF CONFUSION, and MIDWEST WEATHER BLUES, themes/moods continuation (https://tinyurl.com/JLDonSUNO). Music @suno system.]
Send CINOs/RINOs a monopoly money message vlog!
This tells them more than you just hanging up on their Calls, use their postage-paid reply to envelopes against them!
more in attached vlog.
[Dedicated to all who lost a family fur-baby (Bunny, Cat, Dog, Ferret, etc. (we lost Boo the cat (2yrs) tonight Mon. Mar. 23rd 2026 23:30-ishET)]
Afterglow at the Rainbow Bridge... Farewell Boo Baby - https://suno.com/s/WyOeZamoaZMXbzYJ - https://tinyurl.com/FarewellBelovedFurBaby
Afterglow at the Rainbow Bridge... Farewell Boo Baby [Dedicated to all who lost a family fur-baby (Bunny, Cat, Dog, Ferret, etc.] - Concept: Bye bye fur-baby boo... we are so much better for having known you... while you have crossed that Animal Bridge Rainbow, we shall see you again in the afterglow. Music theme: Sorrowful, contemplative, mourning tones.. Lyrics by Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster) and Suno AI. Music by @suno system. We love you, we miss you so much already.
[intro]
Bye bye fur-baby boo... we are so much better for having known you... while you have crossed that Animal Bridge Rainbow, we shall see you again in the afterglow.
[Dedicated to all who lost a family fur-baby]
[Verse 1]
Tiny paws on the kitchen floor
Snoring ...
#Michigan #Conservative #Constitutionalist Activist (sums it up)
MORE about what you may want to know about me, via writings (and more detailed BIOs on those sites too (http://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitExtendedBio))...
B4IN (2014-????): JLenardDetroitB4INArticles - https://tinyurl.com/JLDArticles
RedState (2008-2017) https://tinyurl.com/RedStateJLD
SSCE (Super Simple Computer Enterprises, my Computer company and Private posts sites by extension - 1980's - early 2000's) https://web.archive.org/web/20110530024904/http://www.ssce.net/Web-Articles/Web-articles-indexed-catagories.html (this lists other authors posted on my site too, my Articles are clearly marked and you can choose the LIST BY AUTHOR ("L" Lenard) to find just mine if you like.
vlogs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkdRA7aHCzR4xcS1WsMnJjg/videos
(and what YouTube banned at) https://www.brighteon.com/channels/jlenarddetroit
MORE... MORE... MORE.... http://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitExtendedBio
VERY EAGER to share my latest @suno track with y'all.... I've been for DECADES telling State name puns/jokes... repeated a few of them even on my podcast... NOW, an official anthem.... LOL...
Maybe will even build a CTP episode (Sat. ChristiTutionalist monologue) around the FUNIN' ...
STATES OF CONFUSION (USA)
https://suno.com/s/yXv0iNHVR5SSM4UK
[style: Outlaw country rock, satirical political humor, storytelling lyrics, gritty male vocals with attitude, twangy electric and acoustic guitars, pedal steel, driving mid-tempo beat, live band feel, humorous and sarcastic tone, raw production, slight Southern rock edge, like a mix of old-school country rock and modern satirical songwriting]
[Concept and Lyrics by: Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster) with xAI/Grok assist expanding upon my State mock-name puns/plays. Music @suno system. [See too semi-related "PATRIOTS - THE PEOPLE, WE" (and other Pro-USA tunes) https://tinyurl.com/JLDonSUNO.]
[intro]
Welcome to the States of Confusion
U - S - of - A
United we sit, where once we used to Stand
all playing different tunes, no longer ...
