Parody Tunes - https://suno.com/s/ZQ44txCRCfFDGnf1
Another in my Parody, Fun, Jokes, Silly, parade playlist - https://suno.com/playlist/dbe7277a-040e-4548-be42-4ea2b17d3c99. Lyrics by Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster) with Suno AI assist. Whimsickle music by @suno system.
[intro]
Funny bone time, is what I push!
[Verse]
Got a pocket full of pair-o-deez
Jokes I smuggled in my sleeve
You say
“Careful what you wish for”
I say
“Watch what I believe”
Funny bone trembling like a loose screen door
One bad pun
You beg for more
I’m dealing dad-jokes
High-stakes game
Fold your pride
Call my name (hey!)
[Chorus]
Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand
Or two in bush
You understand
I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle
Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle
Let ’em out of the stable
Loose let ’em run
We gonna run the table ’til the laughs all spun
Pair-o-deez
Pair-o-deez
Double my fun
You can’t un-hear it once it’s begun
[Verse]
Every pun’s a tiny crime
I keep offending proper rhyme
You bring logic
I bring cheese
We make a fondue of degrees
You say
“Stop
That line was rough”
I say
“Nah
It’s just a bit too gruff”
Your poker face starts to slip
Snort-laugh soda through your lip (oh yeah)
[Pre-Chorus]
Ante up your serious side
Bet your boredom
Match my pride
If you’re groaning
That’s my tell
Guess I’m doing pretty well
[Chorus]
Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand
Or two in bush
You understand
I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle
Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle
Let ’em out of the stable
Loose let ’em run
We gonna run the table ’til the laughs all spun
Pair-o-deez
Pair-o-deez
Double my fun
You can’t un-hear it once it’s begun
[Bridge]
One more round
New wordplay found
If you can’t stand it
Raise me, Demand it,
til you're rollin' on the ground.
[Chorus]
Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand
Or two in bush
You understand
I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle
Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle
Let ’em out of the stable
Let ’em run
We gonna run the table ’til the jokes are done
Pair-o-deez
Pair-o-deez
You’ve been warned
Son
Now you’re humming this curse ’til the day is done
[Verse]
Got a Parody in my pocket
Worth more than one dad joke on demand
More than two in a bush
I promise
If you laugh too hard
I’ll need a brand-new brand
Funny bone time
That’s my hustle
Slip-on shoes
Full clown-car shuffle
You want subtle? I missed that memo
I bring puns by the truckload
Demo after demo
[Chorus]
Let ’em out of the stable
All these parodies
Run the table
Got a punchline stuck in my hand
Like a lotto ticket with a house band
Let ’em loose
Let ’em label
Me the court fool under the cable
If it’s silly
I’m unable
To resist—these parodies run the table (hey!)
[Verse]
Thoughts on the couch
I reupholster
Turn your heartbreak song into a toaster poster
Take your serious face
Add googly eyes
Now it’s viral
Plus fries
Super-sized
I mix wisdom with rubber chickens
Fortune cookie with the plot that thickens
You bring drama
I bring bubbles
Your sad soundtrack now does double-troubles
[Chorus]
Let ’em out of the stable
All these parodies
Run the table
Got a punchline stuck in my hand
Like a lotto ticket with a house band
Let ’em loose
Let ’em label
Me the court fool under the cable
If it’s silly
I’m unable
To resist—these parodies run the table (oh yeah)
[Bridge]
Is it high art? Is it low art?
If it cracks you up
That’s the smart part
Why be cool when we can be absurd
Every groan is just a compliment I heard
[Chorus]
Let ’em out of the stable
All these parodies
Run the table
Got a punchline stuck in my hand
Like a lotto ticket with a house band
Let ’em loose
Let ’em label
Me the court fool under the cable
In this circus
I’m the label
“PAIRED-up parodies”—run the table
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[intro]
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[Verse 1]
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[Pre-Chorus]
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