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Another in my Parody, Fun, Jokes, Silly, parade playlist - https://suno.com/playlist/dbe7277a-040e-4548-be42-4ea2b17d3c99. Lyrics by Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster) with Suno AI assist. Whimsickle music by @suno system.
[intro]
Funny bone time, is what I push!
[Verse]
Got a pocket full of pair-o-deez
Jokes I smuggled in my sleeve
You say
“Careful what you wish for”
I say
“Watch what I believe”
Funny bone trembling like a loose screen door
One bad pun
You beg for more
I’m dealing dad-jokes
High-stakes game
Fold your pride
Call my name (hey!)
[Chorus]
Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand
Or two in bush
You understand
I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle
Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle
Let ’em out of the stable
Loose let ’em run
We gonna run the table ’til the laughs all spun
Pair-o-deez
Pair-o-deez
Double my fun
You can’t un-hear it once it’s begun
[Verse]
Every pun’s a tiny crime
I keep offending proper rhyme
You bring logic
I bring cheese
We make a fondue of degrees
You say
“Stop
That line was rough”
I say
“Nah
It’s just a bit too gruff”
Your poker face starts to slip
Snort-laugh soda through your lip (oh yeah)
[Pre-Chorus]
Ante up your serious side
Bet your boredom
Match my pride
If you’re groaning
That’s my tell
Guess I’m doing pretty well
[Chorus]
Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand
Or two in bush
You understand
I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle
Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle
Let ’em out of the stable
Loose let ’em run
We gonna run the table ’til the laughs all spun
Pair-o-deez
Pair-o-deez
Double my fun
You can’t un-hear it once it’s begun
[Bridge]
One more round
New wordplay found
If you can’t stand it
Raise me, Demand it,
til you're rollin' on the ground.
[Chorus]
Pair-o-deez worth more than one in hand
Or two in bush
You understand
I’m going all-in on a groan and a giggle
Hit you with a twist and a sideways wiggle
Let ’em out of the stable
Let ’em run
We gonna run the table ’til the jokes are done
Pair-o-deez
Pair-o-deez
You’ve been warned
Son
Now you’re humming this curse ’til the day is done
[Verse]
Got a Parody in my pocket
Worth more than one dad joke on demand
More than two in a bush
I promise
If you laugh too hard
I’ll need a brand-new brand
Funny bone time
That’s my hustle
Slip-on shoes
Full clown-car shuffle
You want subtle? I missed that memo
I bring puns by the truckload
Demo after demo
[Chorus]
Let ’em out of the stable
All these parodies
Run the table
Got a punchline stuck in my hand
Like a lotto ticket with a house band
Let ’em loose
Let ’em label
Me the court fool under the cable
If it’s silly
I’m unable
To resist—these parodies run the table (hey!)
[Verse]
Thoughts on the couch
I reupholster
Turn your heartbreak song into a toaster poster
Take your serious face
Add googly eyes
Now it’s viral
Plus fries
Super-sized
I mix wisdom with rubber chickens
Fortune cookie with the plot that thickens
You bring drama
I bring bubbles
Your sad soundtrack now does double-troubles
[Chorus]
Let ’em out of the stable
All these parodies
Run the table
Got a punchline stuck in my hand
Like a lotto ticket with a house band
Let ’em loose
Let ’em label
Me the court fool under the cable
If it’s silly
I’m unable
To resist—these parodies run the table (oh yeah)
[Bridge]
Is it high art? Is it low art?
If it cracks you up
That’s the smart part
Why be cool when we can be absurd
Every groan is just a compliment I heard
[Chorus]
Let ’em out of the stable
All these parodies
Run the table
Got a punchline stuck in my hand
Like a lotto ticket with a house band
Let ’em loose
Let ’em label
Me the court fool under the cable
In this circus
I’m the label
“PAIRED-up parodies”—run the table
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RED FRIDAY (EVERY OTHER DAMN DAY EDITION)
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[intro]
Red Friday
Tuesday, and any and every other damn day of the week edition
[Verse 1]
Sunrise paints the barracks gray
Another dawn another day
Boots on ground miles away
We just hope and we just pray
[Pre-Chorus]
Letters sent and not received
Hearts on sleeves truly believed
Wearing red so they’re not alone
Till every hero’s coming home
[Chorus 1]
Red Friday
Every week
Red Friday
Silent speak
Red Friday
For the brave
Red Friday
Souls to save
Remember Everyone Deployed
In every heart, in every voice
Remember Everyone Deployed
...
[ R.O.A.R. (AMERICA 250)
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[intro]
ROAR - Restore Our American Republic - enough of your Left Commie Fasci Socies destruction
[Verse]
They talk in whispers
They scheme in shadows
They want to change us
But we know what we know
[Prechorus]
Hear the thunder
Feel the ground shake
No surrender
For goodness sake
[Chorus]
ROAR ROAR ROAR
Let freedom ring
ROAR ROAR ROAR
Our voices sing
ROAR ROAR ROAR
We stand up tall
ROAR ROAR ROAR
We give our all
[Verse 2]
The papers lie
The screens deceive
They try to divide us
But we still believe
[Bridge]
From sea to shining sea
A nation strong and free
For you and for me
That's how it's gonna be
[Chorus]
ROAR ROAR ROAR
Let freedom ring
ROAR ROAR ROAR
Our voices sing
ROAR ROAR ROAR
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